








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 152 matches | ||
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7200 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7510 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5099 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 8213 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,473,916 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7777777 | 69% | 72 |
| #2 | Luviにゃん | 69% | 137 |
| #3 | H1r0Pi | 66% | 910 |
| #4 | iAMTSUJ1 | 66% | 848 |
| #5 | tehuo | 66% | 955 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tehuo | 26 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | iAMTSUJ1 | 22 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | H1r0Pi | 17 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | NZ | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | LCC|MamE | 3 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tehuo | 4910 | 0.26 | 151 min |
| #2 | H1r0Pi | 4180 | 0.24 | 113 min |
| #3 | iAMTSUJ1 | 1456 | 0.09 | 35 min |
| #4 | LCC|MamE | 1197 | 0.21 | 31 min |
| #5 | NZ | 656 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tehuo | +2.78 | 77 | 79 |
| #2 | H1r0Pi | +1.81 | 71 | 78 |
| #3 | Aries | +1.77 | 83 | 57 |
| #4 | 7777777 | +0.31 | 87 | 42 |
| #5 | NZ | +0.24 | 75 | 61 |





