








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2019 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 170 matches | ||
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 176 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,950 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19904 | 42% |
| Smokes | 12545 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6138 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 9363 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,149,963 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ヒマジュソ | 76% | 72 |
| #2 | Luviにゃん | 69% | 163 |
| #3 | 7777777 | 69% | 87 |
| #4 | iAMTSUJ1 | 68% | 781 |
| #5 | H1r0Pi | 67% | 889 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | H1r0Pi | 67% | 889 |
| #6 | Aries | 66% | 955 |
| #7 | NZ | 63% | 352 |
| #8 | LCC|MamE | 62% | 258 |
| #9 | EkuReshi | 62% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iAMTSUJ1 | 18 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Aries | 15 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | H1r0Pi | 15 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | NZ | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | LCC|MamE | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H1r0Pi | 4106 | 0.24 | 112 min |
| #2 | Aries | 1708 | 0.09 | 42 min |
| #3 | iAMTSUJ1 | 1320 | 0.09 | 31 min |
| #4 | LCC|MamE | 1020 | 0.20 | 26 min |
| #5 | NZ | 626 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ヒマジュソ | +4.12 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | tehuo | +2.75 | 77 | 78 |
| #3 | H1r0Pi | +1.80 | 70 | 79 |
| #4 | Aries | +1.58 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | 7777777 | +0.40 | 87 | 42 |





