








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2464 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1667 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2106 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1479 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $733,506 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fentnex | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | v2gz❦ | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | syn -iwnl- | 57% | 69 |
| #4 | PidelzZz | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | 51% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | syn -iwnl- | 57% | 69 |
| #4 | PidelzZz | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | 51% | 126 |
| #6 | [Otze] Pie✞i | 50% | 131 |
| #7 | pb | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Otze] Pie✞i | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | syn -iwnl- | 10 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | PidelzZz | 8 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | pb | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | 491 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | syn -iwnl- | 364 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #3 | [Otze] Pie✞i | 245 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Fentnex | 124 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | v2gz❦ | 64 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PidelzZz | +4.15 | 89 | 54 |
| #2 | Fentnex | +2.55 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | syn -iwnl- | +1.05 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | +0.13 | 55 | 62 |
| #5 | [Otze] Konna | -0.17 | 49 | 56 |





