








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 874 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 210 matches | ||
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7653 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4790 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5367 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5543 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,322,523 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syn -iwnl- | 57% | 287 |
| #2 | PidelzZz | 55% | 255 |
| #3 | [Otze] Pie✞i | 55% | 201 |
| #4 | Fentnex | 53% | 197 |
| #5 | [Otze] Konna | 51% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | [Otze] Pie✞i | 55% | 201 |
| #4 | Fentnex | 53% | 197 |
| #5 | [Otze] Konna | 51% | 126 |
| #6 | v2gz❦ | 49% | 336 |
| #7 | pb | 43% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v2gz❦ | 37 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | syn -iwnl- | 30 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | PidelzZz | 29 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | [Otze] Pie✞i | 20 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Fentnex | 15 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syn -iwnl- | 1553 | 0.26 | 31 min |
| #2 | Fentnex | 661 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | v2gz❦ | 465 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | [Otze] Pie✞i | 381 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #5 | PidelzZz | 333 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PidelzZz | +3.73 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | Fentnex | +2.58 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | syn -iwnl- | +0.79 | 61 | 71 |
| #4 | v2gz❦ | +0.30 | 67 | 43 |
| #5 | [Otze] Pie✞i | -0.47 | 41 | 57 |





