








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 854 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3259 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4475 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3546 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2437 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,339,000 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zAUBER | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | [Otze] Konna | 57% | 47 |
| #3 | PidelzZz | 57% | 127 |
| #4 | v2gz❦ | 55% | 94 |
| #5 | syn -iwnl- | 55% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | v2gz❦ | 55% | 94 |
| #5 | syn -iwnl- | 55% | 111 |
| #6 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | 53% | 197 |
| #7 | [Otze] Pie✞i | 53% | 94 |
| #8 | pb | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | 16 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | syn -iwnl- | 16 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | v2gz❦ | 15 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | PidelzZz | 13 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | [Otze] Konna | 9 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | 829 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #2 | syn -iwnl- | 579 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #3 | PidelzZz | 167 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | [Otze] Pie✞i | 130 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | [Otze] Konna | 108 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zAUBER | +5.27 | 93 | 65 |
| #2 | PidelzZz | +3.07 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | Fentnex | +2.10 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | syn -iwnl- | -0.19 | 60 | 71 |
| #5 | v2gz❦ | -0.48 | 71 | 46 |





