








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 650 | 16% |
| Smokes | 340 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 1704 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1262 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $622,939 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syn -iwnl- | 43% | 122 |
| #2 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | 43% | 130 |
| #3 | Fentnex | 43% | 42 |
| #4 | v2gz❦ | 41% | 73 |
| #5 | PidelzZz | 39% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Fentnex | 43% | 42 |
| #4 | v2gz❦ | 41% | 73 |
| #5 | PidelzZz | 39% | 116 |
| #6 | [Otze] Konna | 37% | 51 |
| #7 | [Otze] Pie✞i | 36% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syn -iwnl- | 16 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | PidelzZz | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | v2gz❦ | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | [Otze] Pie✞i | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syn -iwnl- | 658 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | 355 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | PidelzZz | 182 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Fentnex | 120 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | [Otze] Konna | 114 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PidelzZz | +3.69 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | Fentnex | +2.96 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | syn -iwnl- | +1.25 | 60 | 70 |
| #4 | v2gz❦ | +0.50 | 68 | 40 |
| #5 | ͞S͞͞k͞͞i͞͞i͞͞i͞͞p͞ | -0.82 | 56 | 52 |





