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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 375 | 32% |
| Smokes | 391 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 330 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 74 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $521,329 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | PanPanQQ | 56% | 108 |
| #7 | Gaetaen BE | 55% | 109 |
| #8 | Breniac | 50% | 40 |
| #9 | _Peppa_Big_ | 38% | 16 |
| #10 | OniZb | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaetaen BE | 29 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | PanPanQQ | 15 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Breniac | 7 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | OniZb | 4 | 0.0288 |
| #5 | _Peppa_Big_ | 2 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaetaen BE | 200 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Breniac | 194 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | PanPanQQ | 139 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | BymmoT | 71 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Framboise | 54 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeGitan | +4.39 | 47 | 76 |
| #2 | Framboise | +3.61 | 48 | 68 |
| #3 | Gaetaen BE | +3.09 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | PanPanQQ | +3.08 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | Chik3n | +2.24 | 77 | 67 |





