








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2493 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2056 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1079 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1239 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,644 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jootugamer42 | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | 𝙟𝙮𝙣𝙠𝙠𝙮 ㊐ | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | Sauna Toni | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Jupes | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | poi | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poi | 55 | 0.0509 |
| #2 | ♡Eedspeaks♡ | 23 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Jupes | 21 | 0.0238 |
| #4 | V | 12 | 0.0195 |
| #5 | Muki | 11 | 0.0291 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poi | +4.38 | 60 | 53 |
| #2 | jootugamer42 | +3.62 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | Tussu (märkä) | +1.64 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | ♡Eedspeaks♡ | +0.78 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | Jupes | -0.07 | 66 | 60 |





