








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




204 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2026 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2277 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2825 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1283 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,790 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2096 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jupes | 44 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | V | 35 | 0.0208 |
| #3 | EppU | 29 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | jootugamer42 | 22 | 0.0186 |
| #5 | AppU | 19 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EppU | 543 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #2 | Jupes | 360 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | ♡Eedspeaks♡ | 321 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | AppU | 307 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | jootugamer42 | 238 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rottiainen | +2.68 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | EppU | +2.37 | 42 | 60 |
| #3 | poi | +2.31 | 54 | 47 |
| #4 | AppU | +1.96 | 56 | 57 |
| #5 | Pelttari | +0.49 | 54 | 41 |





