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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2828 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1017 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1792 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1710 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1722 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $820,455 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 841 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pelttari | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | Rottiainen | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | AppU | 50% | 117 |
| #4 | Muki | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | jootugamer42 | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poi | 65 | 0.0387 |
| #2 | AppU | 20 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Jupes | 19 | 0.0112 |
| #4 | ♡Eedspeaks♡ | 15 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | EppU | 11 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EppU | 420 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | AppU | 306 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | poi | 268 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | ♡Eedspeaks♡ | 200 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Jupes | 164 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EppU | +2.70 | 38 | 65 |
| #2 | AppU | +2.66 | 58 | 65 |
| #3 | poi | +1.63 | 52 | 48 |
| #4 | ♡Eedspeaks♡ | +1.22 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | Tussu (märkä) | +0.44 | 68 | 52 |





