








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 429 | 16% |
| Smokes | 816 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 903 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 551 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $207,130 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mickie_KrauseLP | 69% | 13 |
| #5 | Sandbank | 63% | 19 |
| #6 | gzey | 50% | 6 |
| #7 | rxsk | 48% | 29 |
| #8 | OBG | Yallamiah | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rxsk | 42 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #2 | Sandbank | 25 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | OBG | Yallamiah | 14 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | prachtvoll | 14 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Mickie_KrauseLP | 13 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prachtvoll | +4.93 | 58 | 57 |
| #2 | Mr. wasgehtsiedassan | +3.60 | 68 | 54 |
| #3 | gzey | +2.63 | 79 | 54 |
| #4 | rxsk | +0.47 | 56 | 19 |
| #5 | OBG | Yallamiah | +0.14 | 43 | 27 |





