








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7346 | 25% |
| Smokes | 10404 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4648 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7312 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,618,602 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pcarry | 56% | 179 |
| #2 | ryan | 55% | 771 |
| #3 | Ortiz | 53% | 202 |
| #4 | Knight | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | Cloak | 53% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ortiz | 53% | 202 |
| #4 | Knight | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | Cloak | 53% | 70 |
| #6 | xarnoc | 53% | 110 |
| #7 | SoldAgain | 50% | 264 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ortiz | 14 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | pcarry | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | ryan | 13 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | SoldAgain | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Cloak | 9 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryan | 876 | 0.06 | 21 min |
| #2 | pcarry | 356 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | SoldAgain | 329 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | Ortiz | 290 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Knight | 191 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cloak | +4.20 | 83 | 30 |
| #2 | pcarry | +3.03 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | QuezIsGodly | +2.64 | 72 | 69 |
| #4 | Knight | +1.65 | 69 | 36 |
| #5 | SoldAgain | +0.80 | 56 | 41 |





