








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 774 matches | ||
| Wingman | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6735 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7140 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5064 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3471 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,057,478 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 902 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiKolo | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | lev | 57% | 106 |
| #3 | amnes1ak | 56% | 713 |
| #4 | Mass7z | 54% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiKolo | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | lev | 57% | 106 |
| #3 | amnes1ak | 56% | 713 |
| #4 | Mass7z | 54% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amnes1ak | 26 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | lev | 16 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Mass7z | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | NiKolo | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amnes1ak | 2557 | 0.18 | 67 min |
| #2 | lev | 484 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | Mass7z | 481 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | NiKolo | 117 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yelloxyyy | +1.75 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | amnes1ak | +1.36 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | lev | +0.60 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | NiKolo | +0.26 | 78 | 61 |
| #5 | Mass7z | -0.49 | 88 | 69 |





