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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2644 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2934 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1955 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2723 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,129,986 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lev | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | amnes1ak | 58% | 187 |
| #3 | Yelloxyyy | 54% | 197 |
| #4 | NiKolo | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Dewdrop | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lev | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | amnes1ak | 58% | 187 |
| #3 | Yelloxyyy | 54% | 197 |
| #4 | NiKolo | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Dewdrop | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yelloxyyy | 20 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | amnes1ak | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Dewdrop | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | lev | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amnes1ak | 685 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | Yelloxyyy | 679 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | lev | 123 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #4 | NiKolo | 45 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dewdrop | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yelloxyyy | +1.79 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | amnes1ak | +1.17 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | lev | +0.78 | 91 | 71 |
| #4 | Mass7z | +0.48 | 88 | 68 |
| #5 | NiKolo | +0.37 | 73 | 64 |





