








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 660 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9960 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,833 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8555 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6196 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5828 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7254 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,478,605 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiKolo | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | lev | 59% | 92 |
| #3 | Mass7z | 58% | 187 |
| #4 | Yelloxyyy | 56% | 713 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiKolo | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | lev | 59% | 92 |
| #3 | Mass7z | 58% | 187 |
| #4 | Yelloxyyy | 56% | 713 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yelloxyyy | 76 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | lev | 10 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Mass7z | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | NiKolo | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yelloxyyy | 2189 | 0.16 | 52 min |
| #2 | Mass7z | 465 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | lev | 440 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #4 | NiKolo | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yelloxyyy | +1.91 | 77 | 56 |
| #2 | amnes1ak | +1.46 | 87 | 63 |
| #3 | lev | +0.75 | 86 | 65 |
| #4 | NiKolo | -0.11 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | Mass7z | -0.19 | 88 | 68 |





