








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 608 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9422 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8411 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6699 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4836 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,051,459 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 594 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lnlyct | 57% | 144 |
| #2 | dimes | 57% | 109 |
| #3 | ocelØt | 51% | 283 |
| #4 | [KOA] The American Knifemare | 49% | 134 |
| #5 | Merekat | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | [KOA] The American Knifemare | 49% | 134 |
| #5 | Merekat | 47% | 49 |
| #6 | Ankhs | 45% | 170 |
| #7 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | 42% | 111 |
| #8 | [KOA]Anti-Alias | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dimes | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | ocelØt | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Ankhs | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | [KOA] The American Knifemare | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocelØt | 652 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | 334 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | dimes | 252 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | lnlyct | 212 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | [KOA] The American Knifemare | 166 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocelØt | +2.14 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | +0.67 | 45 | 61 |
| #3 | Peek-A-Boo | +0.45 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | lnlyct | +0.27 | 66 | 31 |
| #5 | dimes | -0.28 | 59 | 57 |





