








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6455 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5054 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4199 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1247 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $919,218 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1732 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [KOA] Ras | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | lnlyct | 53% | 139 |
| #3 | ocelØt | 51% | 181 |
| #4 | dimes | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | [KOA]Anti-Alias | 47% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | -sN0W-x | 44% | 43 |
| #9 | Ankhs | 43% | 49 |
| #10 | Peek-A-Boo | 42% | 111 |
| #11 | Mr.short | 41% | 41 |
| #12 | [KOA]Skurvvy | 38% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peek-A-Boo | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | [KOA] The American Knifemare | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | lnlyct | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | [KOA]Anti-Alias | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ocelØt | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocelØt | 424 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | [KOA] The American Knifemare | 272 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | Peek-A-Boo | 268 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | lnlyct | 213 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | dimes | 111 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocelØt | +2.08 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | -sN0W-x | +1.83 | 61 | 37 |
| #3 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | +1.33 | 46 | 62 |
| #4 | Peek-A-Boo | +0.97 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | lnlyct | +0.30 | 73 | 37 |





