








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 925 matches | ||
| Wingman | 350 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6179 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8334 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7986 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4994 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,981,536 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocelØt | 61% | 165 |
| #2 | dimes | 61% | 142 |
| #3 | [KOA] The American Knifemare | 60% | 141 |
| #4 | Peek-A-Boo | 57% | 144 |
| #5 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | 53% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamsheed Ranbodallah | 22 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | dimes | 22 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Peek-A-Boo | 18 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | [KOA] The American Knifemare | 8 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamsheed Ranbodallah | 646 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | 475 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | ocelØt | 410 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | Peek-A-Boo | 410 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | dimes | 337 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ocelØt | +3.45 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | Peek-A-Boo | +1.86 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | dimes | +1.50 | 66 | 53 |
| #4 | [KOA] Ooga Booga Man | +1.06 | 41 | 62 |
| #5 | lnlyct | +0.77 | 61 | 32 |





