








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 34 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 278 | 30% |
| Smokes | 123 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 249 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 287 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $62,189 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jax | 47% | 34 |
| #2 | KlaueTie | 20% | 5 |
| #3 | Bloodqest | 19% | 16 |
| #4 | lindsey1208 | 17% | 6 |
| #5 | AE_Migwel | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jax | 47% | 34 |
| #2 | KlaueTie | 20% | 5 |
| #3 | Bloodqest | 19% | 16 |
| #4 | lindsey1208 | 17% | 6 |
| #5 | AE_Migwel | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AE_Migwel | 3 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | Bloodqest | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Jax | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bloodqest | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #2 | Jax | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | KlaueTie | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | AE_Migwel | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bloodqest | +3.08 | 56 | 21 |
| #2 | AE_Migwel | +1.91 | 63 | 50 |
| #3 | Jax | +1.54 | 78 | 34 |
| #4 | KlaueTie | -0.69 | 17 | 37 |
| #5 | dr4g0n | -3.00 | 25 | 48 |





