








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 640 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3409 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3482 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2669 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3614 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $889,853 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peppershakes | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | Pru | 63% | 48 |
| #3 | costerfunk | 61% | 44 |
| #4 | kendawg | 61% | 36 |
| #5 | ciisco | 60% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blank | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | costerfunk | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ciisco | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | BudFly | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blank | 402 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | BudFly | 235 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #3 | costerfunk | 188 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | peppershakes | 182 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #5 | ciisco | 167 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | costerfunk | +2.55 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | BudFly | +2.43 | 92 | 69 |
| #3 | oka24 | +0.96 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | blank | +0.84 | 74 | 70 |
| #5 | Pru | +0.38 | 82 | 75 |





