








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6056 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5798 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2884 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4562 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,159,272 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kilo | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | Nice Cut G | 64% | 244 |
| #3 | oka24 | 63% | 48 |
| #4 | THE BEEBS | 61% | 54 |
| #5 | costerfunk | 60% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nice Cut G | 799 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #2 | taylor | 338 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | ෆ˚emi˚ෆ | 330 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | JesseP | 255 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | DESiRE | 217 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nice Cut G | +3.94 | 97 | 63 |
| #2 | costerfunk | +2.65 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | ෆ˚emi˚ෆ | +2.02 | 75 | 50 |
| #4 | oka24 | +1.61 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | Pru | +1.48 | 82 | 73 |





