








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3200 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2362 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1816 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1529 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,036,815 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 450 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | lucky not botak | 60% | 70 |
| #8 | P2ggy | 59% | 17 |
| #9 | xDxDxD ********* | 57% | 54 |
| #10 | gorf | 54% | 37 |
| #11 | Wukong | 52% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙨𝙖𝙢.𝙢𝙪 | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Haku | 4 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | lucky not botak | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | xDxDxD ********* | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | bubububu | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙨𝙖𝙢.𝙢𝙪 | 471 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #2 | xDxDxD ********* | 333 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #3 | meepupu | 291 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | Wukong | 266 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | gorf | 147 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nusara^_- | +3.17 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | bubububu | +2.72 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | P2ggy | +1.06 | 83 | 40 |
| #4 | Eunha | +0.68 | 82 | 48 |
| #5 | 𝙨𝙖𝙢.𝙢𝙪 | +0.54 | 60 | 73 |





