








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1987 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 670 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 259 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,942 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 369 | 13% |
| Smokes | 324 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1393 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 856 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,200,306 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2277 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Val | 71% | 95 |
| #2 | jim345 | 68% | 122 |
| #3 | mitch | 64% | 132 |
| #4 | MINGE BEAST | 63% | 155 |
| #5 | LeeAm | 62% | 827 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | LeeAm | 62% | 827 |
| #6 | KHABIB | 61% | 124 |
| #7 | very angry man | 57% | 99 |
| #8 | Bxnni | 54% | 152 |
| #9 | Cindy Drome | 47% | 277 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bxnni | 58 | 0.0189 |
| #2 | jim345 | 43 | 0.0183 |
| #3 | LeeAm | 37 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Cindy Drome | 27 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | MINGE BEAST | 17 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeeAm | 1520 | 0.09 | 32 min |
| #2 | Cindy Drome | 961 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #3 | mitch | 568 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #4 | KHABIB | 408 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | MINGE BEAST | 350 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeeAm | +5.35 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | Val | +4.12 | 89 | 52 |
| #3 | jim345 | +3.77 | 88 | 56 |
| #4 | MINGE BEAST | +1.85 | 84 | 59 |
| #5 | KHABIB | +1.77 | 81 | 52 |





