








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 863 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 465 matches | ||
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 238 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




605 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2889 | 38% |
| Smokes | 886 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1826 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2048 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,715 of utility $20 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10860 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jim345 | 77% | 135 |
| #2 | LeeAm | 63% | 373 |
| #3 | NightlyDαωn | 54% | 152 |
| #4 | Sasquatch | 40% | 139 |
| #5 | Little-Alpha01 | 29% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jim345 | 77% | 135 |
| #2 | LeeAm | 63% | 373 |
| #3 | NightlyDαωn | 54% | 152 |
| #4 | Sasquatch | 40% | 139 |
| #5 | Little-Alpha01 | 29% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jim345 | 56 | 0.0223 |
| #2 | Sasquatch | 45 | 0.0170 |
| #3 | LeeAm | 26 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | NightlyDαωn | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Little-Alpha01 | 11 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeeAm | 432 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #2 | jim345 | 294 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Little-Alpha01 | 165 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sasquatch | 157 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | NightlyDαωn | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeeAm | +9.40 | 90 | 49 |
| #2 | jim345 | +5.51 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | NightlyDαωn | +2.16 | 92 | 4 |
| #4 | Sasquatch | +0.17 | 52 | 25 |
| #5 | Bxnni | -1.78 | 19 | 15 |





