








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2568 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3201 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1814 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2948 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,343 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prem | 59% | 51 |
| #2 | Montrado | 55% | 110 |
| #3 | Cex | 51% | 178 |
| #4 | 최몽실 | 49% | 154 |
| #5 | V | 49% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Montrado | 55% | 110 |
| #3 | Cex | 51% | 178 |
| #4 | 최몽실 | 49% | 154 |
| #5 | V | 49% | 160 |
| #6 | Evocha | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cex | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Montrado | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | 최몽실 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | V | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Evocha | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Montrado | 961 | 0.43 | 27 min |
| #2 | 최몽실 | 617 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | Cex | 385 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | V | 232 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Prem | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Montrado | +1.71 | 75 | 82 |
| #2 | Cex | +0.99 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | 최몽실 | +0.26 | 50 | 81 |
| #4 | KimSoo | +0.10 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | Prem | -1.26 | 67 | 68 |





