








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 351 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8467 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5842 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3818 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4361 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $608,596 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V | 57% | 46 |
| #2 | Prem | 55% | 83 |
| #3 | KimSoo | 55% | 110 |
| #4 | Cex | 54% | 365 |
| #5 | 최몽실 | 53% | 320 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V | 57% | 46 |
| #2 | Prem | 55% | 83 |
| #3 | KimSoo | 55% | 110 |
| #4 | Cex | 54% | 365 |
| #5 | 최몽실 | 53% | 320 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cex | 17 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | 최몽실 | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | KimSoo | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Prem | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 최몽실 | 1210 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | Cex | 831 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #3 | KimSoo | 330 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Prem | 159 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | V | 66 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Montrado | +1.72 | 78 | 76 |
| #2 | Cex | +0.30 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | 최몽실 | -0.20 | 50 | 79 |
| #4 | KimSoo | -1.26 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | Prem | -2.11 | 63 | 66 |





