








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 773 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11066 | 27% |
| Smokes | 10778 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 10191 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8957 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,265,032 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 546 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Montrado | 53% | 320 |
| #2 | Prem | 51% | 148 |
| #3 | Cex | 50% | 656 |
| #4 | KimSoo | 49% | 154 |
| #5 | V | 46% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Montrado | 53% | 320 |
| #2 | Prem | 51% | 148 |
| #3 | Cex | 50% | 656 |
| #4 | KimSoo | 49% | 154 |
| #5 | V | 46% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cex | 24 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Montrado | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | KimSoo | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Prem | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | V | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Montrado | 2570 | 0.39 | 68 min |
| #2 | Cex | 1482 | 0.11 | 35 min |
| #3 | KimSoo | 452 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Prem | 341 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | V | 122 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Montrado | +1.57 | 78 | 77 |
| #2 | Cex | +0.76 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | 최몽실 | +0.00 | 51 | 80 |
| #4 | KimSoo | -0.54 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | Prem | -1.77 | 63 | 66 |





