








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3008 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4100 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4900 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3850 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1654 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,252,824 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KimSoo | 59% | 51 |
| #2 | 치리 | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Montrado | 55% | 83 |
| #4 | V | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | Cex | 53% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 치리 | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Montrado | 55% | 83 |
| #4 | V | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | Cex | 53% | 158 |
| #6 | 최몽실 | 51% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 최몽실 | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Cex | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Montrado | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | KimSoo | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | 치리 | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Montrado | 591 | 0.33 | 16 min |
| #2 | 최몽실 | 542 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | Cex | 344 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | KimSoo | 196 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | V | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Montrado | +1.85 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | Cex | +1.33 | 83 | 58 |
| #3 | 최몽실 | +0.62 | 50 | 83 |
| #4 | KimSoo | +0.30 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | Prem | -0.55 | 64 | 66 |





