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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 346 | 32% |
| Smokes | 257 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 201 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 270 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $253,719 of utility $251 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Orc Slayer | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | DuXs | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | TRIXT3R | 46% | 52 |
| #4 | Skinnypenis | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Orc Slayer | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | DuXs | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | TRIXT3R | 46% | 52 |
| #4 | Skinnypenis | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRIXT3R | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Skinnypenis | 4 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skinnypenis | 96 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | TRIXT3R | 69 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | DuXs | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | The Orc Slayer | 6 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DuXs | +2.74 | 79 | 54 |
| #2 | Twan | +0.21 | 82 | 55 |
| #3 | TRIXT3R | +0.13 | 83 | 57 |
| #4 | The Orc Slayer | -0.98 | 52 | 66 |
| #5 | Skinnypenis | -3.08 | 31 | 64 |





