








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1000 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 888 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11054 | 39% |
| Smokes | 7546 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4187 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5293 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,249,841 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 341 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHICKENBORGER | 49% | 388 |
| #2 | pecka | 48% | 432 |
| #3 | Devejs | 46% | 61 |
| #4 | Rain_ | 44% | 102 |
| #5 | Riciits | 44% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHICKENBORGER | 49% | 388 |
| #2 | pecka | 48% | 432 |
| #3 | Devejs | 46% | 61 |
| #4 | Rain_ | 44% | 102 |
| #5 | Riciits | 44% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecka | 63 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | CHICKENBORGER | 53 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Devejs | 11 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Rain_ | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Riciits | 9 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHICKENBORGER | 701 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | pecka | 293 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rain_ | 148 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Riciits | 113 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Devejs | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecka | +1.13 | 73 | 51 |
| #2 | Rain_ | +0.44 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | CHICKENBORGER | +0.04 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | Riciits | -0.18 | 70 | 69 |
| #5 | 3XL | -0.21 | 62 | 55 |





