








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 820 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




119 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8958 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5115 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 9931 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5753 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,590,170 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecka | 52% | 452 |
| #2 | Devejs | 50% | 62 |
| #3 | 3XL | 49% | 388 |
| #4 | Rain_ | 47% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecka | 52% | 452 |
| #2 | Devejs | 50% | 62 |
| #3 | 3XL | 49% | 388 |
| #4 | Rain_ | 47% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecka | 98 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | 3XL | 34 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Rain_ | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Devejs | 9 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3XL | 1303 | 0.16 | 33 min |
| #2 | pecka | 367 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #3 | Rain_ | 166 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Devejs | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecka | +1.31 | 74 | 50 |
| #2 | CHICKENBORGER | +0.73 | 67 | 57 |
| #3 | Rain_ | +0.49 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | 3XL | -0.68 | 61 | 56 |
| #5 | Devejs | -2.57 | 46 | 42 |





