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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 293 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 504 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1320 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1236 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1346 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $639,804 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHICKENBORGER | 50% | 62 |
| #2 | 3XL | 46% | 61 |
| #3 | pecka | 42% | 91 |
| #4 | Rain_ | 37% | 46 |
| #5 | mr.grape | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHICKENBORGER | 50% | 62 |
| #2 | 3XL | 46% | 61 |
| #3 | pecka | 42% | 91 |
| #4 | Rain_ | 37% | 46 |
| #5 | mr.grape | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecka | 20 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | 3XL | 12 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | CHICKENBORGER | 10 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Rain_ | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | mr.grape | 3 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3XL | 254 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | CHICKENBORGER | 157 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | pecka | 76 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rain_ | 62 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | mr.grape | 48 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecka | +2.39 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | CHICKENBORGER | +1.51 | 66 | 56 |
| #3 | 3XL | +1.13 | 61 | 50 |
| #4 | mr.grape | +1.01 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | Rain_ | -0.19 | 74 | 54 |





