








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1412 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1534 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1022 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 352 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $429,806 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | παππΆπ | 47% | 60 |
| #2 | FunnyV_46 | 46% | 127 |
| #3 | ingots | 44% | 122 |
| #4 | avossviesturs | 44% | 41 |
| #5 | κ°. | 42% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ingots | 44% | 122 |
| #4 | avossviesturs | 44% | 41 |
| #5 | κ°. | 42% | 59 |
| #6 | Planty | 40% | 100 |
| #7 | Just1human | 34% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunnyV_46 | 27 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | ingots | 20 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Planty | 10 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | κ°. | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Just1human | 7 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ingots | 377 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | FunnyV_46 | 325 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | παππΆπ | 247 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | κ°. | 163 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Planty | 149 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunnyV_46 | +3.58 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | avossviesturs | +0.03 | 48 | 38 |
| #3 | Planty | -0.07 | 64 | 44 |
| #4 | ingots | -0.41 | 48 | 48 |
| #5 | κ°. | -0.50 | 47 | 45 |





