








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 989 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1000 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 332 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 479 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $646,170 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𐌁ᖇ𐌄𐌶𐌙 | 49% | 41 |
| #2 | FunnyV_46 | 49% | 134 |
| #3 | ingots | 48% | 94 |
| #4 | ꙰. | 48% | 65 |
| #5 | Karlisons | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunnyV_46 | 27 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Just1human | 21 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | bernots20 | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | ingots | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | avossviesturs | 8 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunnyV_46 | 313 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | bernots20 | 276 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | ingots | 240 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | ꙰. | 190 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | 𐌁ᖇ𐌄𐌶𐌙 | 190 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunnyV_46 | +3.54 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | Karlisons | +2.95 | 65 | 75 |
| #3 | avossviesturs | +0.52 | 47 | 39 |
| #4 | ꙰. | -0.07 | 49 | 48 |
| #5 | ingots | -0.30 | 46 | 50 |





