








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1363 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1290 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1037 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 948 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $827,181 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | παππΆπ | 59% | 54 |
| #2 | avossviesturs | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | FunnyV_46 | 55% | 132 |
| #4 | κ°. | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | Planty | 48% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | κ°. | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | Planty | 48% | 94 |
| #6 | Karlisons | 47% | 15 |
| #7 | bernots20 | 44% | 122 |
| #8 | Just1human | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunnyV_46 | 24 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | bernots20 | 18 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Planty | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | κ°. | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Just1human | 5 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bernots20 | 368 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | FunnyV_46 | 286 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | παππΆπ | 253 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | κ°. | 218 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Planty | 142 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunnyV_46 | +3.46 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | Karlisons | +2.94 | 52 | 81 |
| #3 | avossviesturs | +0.84 | 54 | 46 |
| #4 | κ°. | +0.18 | 50 | 46 |
| #5 | ingots | -0.01 | 50 | 50 |





