








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 907 | 34% |
| Smokes | 636 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 636 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 485 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,607 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | 41% | 37 |
| #2 | KHAJIT GENOCIDE ENJOYER | 38% | 72 |
| #3 | tociak | 37% | 97 |
| #4 | "Grepcio" - TheRapist419 | 32% | 37 |
| #5 | MrEggussy2013 | 32% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrEggussy2013 | 61 | 0.0276 |
| #2 | Gerald Ganda | 15 | 0.0204 |
| #3 | "Grepcio" - TheRapist419 | 14 | 0.0201 |
| #4 | KHAJIT GENOCIDE ENJOYER | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | tociak | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrEggussy2013 | 381 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | KHAJIT GENOCIDE ENJOYER | 318 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | Gerald Ganda | 266 | 0.36 | 7 min |
| #4 | "Grepcio" - TheRapist419 | 187 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | tociak | 81 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | +9.42 | 68 | 74 |
| #2 | "Grepcio" - TheRapist419 | +2.84 | 56 | 61 |
| #3 | KHAJIT GENOCIDE ENJOYER | +2.73 | 45 | 54 |
| #4 | MrEggussy2013 | +1.32 | 41 | 42 |
| #5 | tociak | +1.02 | 45 | 33 |





