








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 978 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1522 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1038 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 703 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,163,590 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOHN YEBOAH | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Gumi | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Gerald Ganda | 51% | 90 |
| #4 | MrEggussy2013 | 46% | 180 |
| #5 | topa7 | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | 589 | 0.35 | 15 min |
| #2 | MrEggussy2013 | 544 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | KHAJIT GENOCIDE ENJOYER | 315 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jajeczko2013 | 240 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | JOHN YEBOAH | 140 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | +7.54 | 62 | 68 |
| #2 | Gumi | +5.34 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | JOHN YEBOAH | +5.17 | 55 | 69 |
| #4 | KHAJIT GENOCIDE ENJOYER | +1.78 | 41 | 58 |
| #5 | ✪ SZARKS | -0.31 | 35 | 62 |





