








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3208 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2518 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3953 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3086 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $629,897 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tibu | 29 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | EsToNiA:) | 11 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Master Shifu | 7 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | MADNESS☠ | 5 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Zaps21 | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tibu | 408 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | EsToNiA:) | 89 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | npc | 86 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zaps21 | 64 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | MADNESS☠ | 63 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaps21 | +2.39 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | EsToNiA:) | +1.91 | 54 | 60 |
| #3 | MADNESS☠ | +0.86 | 61 | 63 |
| #4 | BOT_Volkswagen Das Auto | -0.23 | 43 | 49 |
| #5 | Tibu | -0.27 | 46 | 38 |





