








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1061 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 489 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 157 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,392 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3659 | 12% |
| Smokes | 11811 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 7211 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6711 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $974,013 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 414 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | kostjalahe | 43% | 58 |
| #9 | Muchaso | 43% | 79 |
| #10 | Devil | 43% | 126 |
| #11 | Haug | 41% | 83 |
| #12 | Sikupille | 33% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT_Volkswagen Das Auto | 13 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Insane | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Muchaso | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Haug | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | TIGER | 4 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Devil | 244 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Muchaso | 195 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sikupille | 171 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪ Nossu. | 159 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | ꧁༺BⱠi₮Ⱬ༻꧂ | 150 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIGER | +3.61 | 52 | 54 |
| #2 | ✪ Nossu. | +2.55 | 65 | 77 |
| #3 | Devil | +1.29 | 51 | 65 |
| #4 | EsToNiA:) | +1.26 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | BOT_Volkswagen Das Auto | +1.25 | 67 | 53 |





