








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2596 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2006 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1889 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2577 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,032,227 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Babot! | 59% | 39 |
| #7 | BlancX^ | 56% | 45 |
| #8 | Kommissaire | 52% | 96 |
| #9 | Plutotito | 49% | 67 |
| #10 | KiCk!nG | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZe :) | 20 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | BlancX^ | 15 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | Kommissaire | 12 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | SleaZy | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Plutotito | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noodle | +5.07 | 94 | 68 |
| #2 | KiCk!nG | +2.57 | 84 | 80 |
| #3 | SleaZy | +2.29 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | Tr15taN ☁ | +1.40 | 86 | 55 |
| #5 | FreeZe :) | +1.31 | 79 | 61 |





