








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 812 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6337 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5031 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3789 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4820 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,826,836 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 780 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Babot! | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | StarDust | 56% | 63 |
| #3 | Tr15taN ☁ | 52% | 96 |
| #4 | FreeZe :) | 52% | 279 |
| #5 | Plutotito | 51% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Plutotito | 51% | 152 |
| #6 | neomoth | 50% | 44 |
| #7 | KiCk!nG | 49% | 45 |
| #8 | Dr.Phil | 49% | 119 |
| #9 | SunlightGuy | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZe :) | 39 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Tr15taN ☁ | 25 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | StarDust | 9 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | SunlightGuy | 9 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | Plutotito | 8 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZe :) | 1116 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #2 | Plutotito | 756 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #3 | Tr15taN ☁ | 347 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | Dr.Phil | 302 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | KiCk!nG | 255 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiCk!nG | +3.86 | 84 | 84 |
| #2 | StarDust | +2.37 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | Tr15taN ☁ | +1.69 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | SunlightGuy | +1.31 | 82 | 51 |
| #5 | FreeZe :) | +1.14 | 76 | 61 |





