








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 286 | 7% |
| Smokes | 786 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1301 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1532 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $551,974 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reddevil1143 | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Yunk | 54% | 104 |
| #3 | Kanye West at His Kanye Best | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Antoine The French G | 40% | 221 |
| #5 | 980325ra | 39% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reddevil1143 | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Yunk | 54% | 104 |
| #3 | Kanye West at His Kanye Best | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Antoine The French G | 40% | 221 |
| #5 | 980325ra | 39% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antoine The French G | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Yunk | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | 980325ra | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antoine The French G | 223 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | 980325ra | 142 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Yunk | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kanye West at His Kanye Best | 43 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Reddevil1143 | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanye West at His Kanye Best | +5.73 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | Reddevil1143 | +2.86 | 72 | 39 |
| #3 | Yunk | +1.39 | 58 | 46 |
| #4 | Antoine The French G | -0.06 | 29 | 53 |
| #5 | 980325ra | -0.83 | 54 | 53 |





