








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 486 | 15% |
| Smokes | 573 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1131 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1091 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $323,954 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reddevil1143 | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Marte | 54% | 104 |
| #3 | Kanye West at His Kanye Best | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Antoine The French G | 49% | 131 |
| #5 | 980325ra | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reddevil1143 | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Marte | 54% | 104 |
| #3 | Kanye West at His Kanye Best | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Antoine The French G | 49% | 131 |
| #5 | 980325ra | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antoine The French G | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Marte | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | 980325ra | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antoine The French G | 162 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | 980325ra | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kanye West at His Kanye Best | 53 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Marte | 35 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Reddevil1143 | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanye West at His Kanye Best | +3.56 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | Reddevil1143 | +3.22 | 75 | 35 |
| #3 | Yunk | +0.78 | 58 | 45 |
| #4 | Antoine The French G | -0.22 | 28 | 52 |
| #5 | Marte | -1.72 | 37 | 27 |





