








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1773 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1219 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2582 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1736 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,072,413 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antoine The French G | 41% | 113 |
| #2 | Marte | 39% | 94 |
| #3 | Yunk | 38% | 52 |
| #4 | Zedithy | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antoine The French G | 41% | 113 |
| #2 | Marte | 39% | 94 |
| #3 | Yunk | 38% | 52 |
| #4 | Zedithy | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antoine The French G | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Yunk | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Marte | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antoine The French G | 136 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | Zedithy | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Marte | 44 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Yunk | 36 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yunk | +0.71 | 61 | 41 |
| #2 | Antoine The French G | +0.38 | 27 | 55 |
| #3 | 980325ra | -0.05 | 55 | 54 |
| #4 | Marte | -1.83 | 40 | 32 |
| #5 | Zedithy | -3.51 | 21 | 59 |





