








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2384 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1689 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 627 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 547 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $26,100 of utility $5 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trystel | 63% | 59 |
| #2 | CL8TN | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | themarirayne | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Random | 41% | 71 |
| #5 | drywall | 41% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Random | 41% | 71 |
| #5 | drywall | 41% | 150 |
| #6 | Coomer Deluxe | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | HelloThere21 | 30% | 40 |
| #8 | AMITROMEGA | 27% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drywall | 81 | 0.0283 |
| #2 | AMITROMEGA | 9 | 0.0163 |
| #3 | HelloThere21 | 8 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Trystel | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Coomer Deluxe | 3 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drywall | 78 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #2 | Trystel | 57 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Random | 46 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | themarirayne | 21 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | CL8TN | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CL8TN | +5.52 | 65 | 42 |
| #2 | Random | +1.48 | 37 | 31 |
| #3 | Trystel | +1.32 | 33 | 44 |
| #4 | themarirayne | +0.93 | 26 | 33 |
| #5 | drywall | -1.06 | 20 | 15 |





