








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 505 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 43 | 9% |
| Smokes | 120 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 136 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 206 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $41,067 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drywall | 33% | 18 |
| #2 | RayKing616 | 27% | 15 |
| #3 | Khameyamama | 27% | 30 |
| #4 | HelloThere21 | 21% | 14 |
| #5 | Random | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drywall | 33% | 18 |
| #2 | RayKing616 | 27% | 15 |
| #3 | Khameyamama | 27% | 30 |
| #4 | HelloThere21 | 21% | 14 |
| #5 | Random | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khameyamama | 8 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | drywall | 3 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | HelloThere21 | 3 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | RayKing616 | 3 | 0.0122 |
| #5 | Random | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khameyamama | 195 | 0.35 | 5 min |
| #2 | RayKing616 | 16 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Random | 14 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | drywall | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | HelloThere21 | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Random | +3.10 | 33 | 37 |
| #2 | drywall | +0.15 | 22 | 14 |
| #3 | Khameyamama | -1.82 | 10 | 38 |
| #4 | RayKing616 | -3.47 | 18 | 47 |
| #5 | HelloThere21 | -4.71 | 21 | 11 |





