








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 550 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2934 | 12% |
| Smokes | 7594 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7093 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6603 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,279,775 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CL8TN | 740 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #2 | themarirayne | 401 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | Khameyamama | 357 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #4 | Qilot | 140 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | R0tt0nDabs | 102 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CL8TN | +4.24 | 67 | 59 |
| #2 | Trystel | +1.35 | 42 | 53 |
| #3 | Khameyamama | -0.44 | 11 | 45 |
| #4 | Qilot | -0.77 | 63 | 39 |
| #5 | themarirayne | -1.40 | 44 | 32 |





