








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 762 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 252 | 33% |
| Smokes | 177 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 185 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 148 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $8,818 of utility $3 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trystel | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | Random | 42% | 64 |
| #3 | Khameyamama | 41% | 150 |
| #4 | AMITROMEGA | 33% | 18 |
| #5 | HelloThere21 | 28% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Random | 42% | 64 |
| #3 | Khameyamama | 41% | 150 |
| #4 | AMITROMEGA | 33% | 18 |
| #5 | HelloThere21 | 28% | 39 |
| #6 | Coomer Deluxe | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khameyamama | 45 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | HelloThere21 | 9 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | AMITROMEGA | 6 | 0.0184 |
| #4 | Random | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Trystel | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khameyamama | 703 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #2 | Random | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Trystel | 27 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | HelloThere21 | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Coomer Deluxe | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Random | +1.92 | 38 | 27 |
| #2 | Trystel | +1.23 | 34 | 45 |
| #3 | drywall | -1.04 | 21 | 18 |
| #4 | Khameyamama | -1.25 | 13 | 36 |
| #5 | Coomer Deluxe | -1.73 | 40 | 4 |





