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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 392 | 23% |
| Smokes | 406 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 554 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 345 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $101,971 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ᠌Zacceus | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | yamaha ei pamaha | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | Latepate | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | jutosu17 | 50% | 30 |
| #8 | JoonaNd | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koljander M4Kk | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | jutosu17 | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | yamaha ei pamaha | 1 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koljander M4Kk | 79 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | JoonaNd | 57 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | HYP3 | 50 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | jutosu17 | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | ᠌Zacceus | 27 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latepate | +3.21 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | JoonaNd | +2.79 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | HYP3 | +1.73 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | jutosu17 | +0.70 | 56 | 43 |
| #5 | Koljander M4Kk | +0.23 | 54 | 43 |





