








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 625 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2528 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2797 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2151 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1943 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,217,540 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 614 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sung Jin-Woo | 56% | 117 |
| #2 | SHDGames | 54% | 187 |
| #3 | Sebastian der Speer | 53% | 154 |
| #4 | kn0rke | 53% | 290 |
| #5 | Gabs | 52% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sung Jin-Woo | 56% | 117 |
| #2 | SHDGames | 54% | 187 |
| #3 | Sebastian der Speer | 53% | 154 |
| #4 | kn0rke | 53% | 290 |
| #5 | Gabs | 52% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kn0rke | 15 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | SHDGames | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Gabs | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Sung Jin-Woo | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Sebastian der Speer | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kn0rke | 1471 | 0.25 | 48 min |
| #2 | SHDGames | 555 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | Sebastian der Speer | 193 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Gabs | 166 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Sung Jin-Woo | 81 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kn0rke | +3.01 | 77 | 78 |
| #2 | Kakori | +1.74 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Gabs | -1.09 | 53 | 57 |
| #4 | SHDGames | -1.48 | 46 | 64 |
| #5 | Sung Jin-Woo | -2.59 | 41 | 42 |





